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  The Honeymoon

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon in Maheran. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. to tell her that "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

after some time Suddenly she burst out crying. "Mom, as soon as we returned My Husband started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! You please come and take me home.... Please Mum!"

"Deepika," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what did he tel you?"

"Please don't make me tell you, Mom," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, Come take me please!"

"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother!"

Still crying, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were words like dust, wash, iron, cook!"