man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a
few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."
the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,
so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you,
how much is a million dollars?"
replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me
five cents please?"
looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son.
Just wait five minutes!"