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A Sardarji meets Bill Clinton in the US.

Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him deep into a forest.

Bill: dig the ground. Sardarji does it. Bill: more..more..more.... Sardarji goes up to 100 feet.

Bill: Ok now, try to search for something, did you find anything? Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bill: See, this shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji becomes frustrated. He invites Bill to India. NEXT YEAR BILL VISITS INDIA.

Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement. In the same way he leads Bill deep into a forest.

Sardarji: Now dig it. Bill digs...

Sardarji: did you find anything? Bill: No

Sardarji: Very good! dig more..more...more....

Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..

Sardarji: Now did you get anything? Bill: No!

Sardarji: See, even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS.

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