There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were
planning for a free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India
but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would attack us later &
take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop
All the sardarji's became happy with this very simple solution
but an old sardarji was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old sardarji replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL... WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"