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The woman thought for a while
and then said, "I'd like you to remove one
of my kidneys, please!"
What
does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were
planning for a free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India
but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would attack us later &
take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop
automatically." All the sardarji's became happy with this very
simple solution but an old sardarji was not. Someone asked him
why he wasn't happy. The old sardarji replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY
WELL... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"