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The woman thought for a while and then said, "I'd like you to remove one
of my kidneys, please!"

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.


There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would attack us later & take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically." All the sardarji's became happy with this very simple solution but an old sardarji was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The old sardarji replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"