Jokes    

  Trouble with Wife

Mr. Natwarlal : "What's the matter, you look depressed."
Mr. Vijay : "I'm having trouble with my wife."
Mr. Natwarlal : "What happened?"
Mr. Vijay : "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
Mr. Natwarlal : "But that ought to make you happy."
Mr. Vijay :"It did, but today is the last day."