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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.



* * * * * The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kgs.

At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

"What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."

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