Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman than a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kms a day
for 300 days, he would loose 34 kgs.
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report
he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."