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Sardarji
is buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the reprensative.
"Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
Sardarji
is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.
Sardarji
proposes to a woman.
She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing
a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs, angrily exclaims:
"71st and *again* barefoot!"
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