Santa & banta
sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms
bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting
pehchan li to...?
Santa opened a petrol
pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Santa was inserting
dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Teacher: Agar apna
character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere
baap ka bigad jayega.