& Lottery Ticket
Bhahadur Singh once won the lottery.
He went to Delhi to collect his money, only to find that the money
would only be delivered to him lakh by lakh over the next month.
The sardar was angry. "Yaar, I want all my money now."
Teller: "I'm sorry, but that cannot happen. It will be delivered
to you later.
Bhahadur Singh : "Very well. In that case, I want back the money
I paid for the lottery ticket!