A lady calls Santa for repairing
Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell
but no one comes out.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days
ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto
ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka
samay subah 10 se 12".