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  Indian Advancement v/s US Advancement

A Sardarji meets George Bush in the US.
George Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him deep into a forest.

George Bush: dig the ground.
Sardarji does it.

George Bush: more..more..more....
Sardarji goes up to 100 feet.

George Bush: Ok now, try to search for something, did you find anything?

Sardarji: I got a wire.

George Bush: See, this shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji becomes frustrated. He invites Bill to India.

NEXT YEAR George Bush VISITS INDIA.

Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement.
In the same way he leads Bill deep into a forest.

Sardarji: Now dig it.
George Bush digs...

Sardarji: did you find anything?

Bill: No
Sardarji: Very good! dig more..more...more....
George Bush goes up to almost 400 feet..

Sardarji: Now did you get anything?

George Bush: No!

Sardarji: See, even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS.

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