One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was
riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating
grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for
a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows
says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with
The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about
two feet tall."